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Here is the Biographies Section. I have started out with Bell's bio, and I will add more later.



Imothy Albert Bellstrom
Im a bell, short for Imothy Albert Bellstrom, is 24 and not-so-awexome (as of 2008). He was born in the year 50V4, and lived in Subspace. At age 10, he joined the Homestar Intelligence Agency. He soon became the head of The Research and Development Department. Once, he tried to fix The Liberty Bell, but he used the Philosopher's Stone to do it. This somehow infused Im a bell with the Liberty Bell, creating a bell-like person. He used to resemble Stephen Colbert. But, the HIA was sucked into a freak wormhole. At age 12, he vacationed in the soul society, only to become a high-ranking soul reaper a year later. Another year after that, he becomes a temporary replacement for Kenpachi Zaraki. After that, he traveled back to Subspace only to find his house had been destroyed by a freak shadow bug implosion. Fortunately, his parents, Unicron and Cræft Ætlætnes (roughly "Machine Destruction" in Anglo-Saxon) Bellstrom, were subsequently on a vacation in the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo universe. With no house, Bell became a poet for five years under the pen name "Charles Bellair Kigalonian". At age 21, Im a bell was a skilled martial arts fighter, who entered in any tournament he could find. During one tournament in 50X3, he was battling a person by the name of Zoo977. One of Zoo's techniques involved the personification of his shadow. Unfortunately, Zoo977 had not yet completely mastered that technique, so he lost control of his shadow. Zoo's Shadow severely maimed Bell, and then sent him backwards in time to 2005. When Bell had healed, he viewed the town of Free Country, USA from the nearby town, Wiki City. After 2 years, Bell had finally moved into FCUSA. Because of the incident with Zoo's Shadow, Bell had temporarily lost his memory. After a few months, most of his memory came back to him. Soon, after exploring FCUSA from the inside, he was delighted to find that the HIA was transported to this time and space. Im a bell rejoined the HIA, and was soon promoted to boss along with a fellow agent, TheStick. This was because the previous boss, Homeboss Coverup, disappeared. In a few months, Bell gained numerous friends. For years, Bell had been doing many things in both FCUSA and Wiki City, including competing in tournaments and his friend's, Chaos', Battels, which were named after Kaiju Big Battel. In 2046, Bell became a general to fight the zombie uprising. A year later, he became a rogue general, who is enemies with both the zombies and the survivors, but subsequently their allies. When the uprising ended, Bell became a professional martial arts fighter. In the year 2799, Im a bell finally dies, while competing in a Battel tournament hosted by Chaos. Because of this, the Earth is destroyed, for Earth's cataclysm was scheduled many, many years ago, but was prevented by Bell creating a thick layer of insanity around the earth that will only exist while Bell is alive. A year later, Im a bell is reborn as a cyborg, golden, Megaman recolor.In the 7000's, Chaos turns completely evil, and becomes a dictator over New Earth, also known as Terra. In 5 A.T. (After Time), Earth is reformed, and Chaos is stopped.
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